Limerick Thread

[lindosfan1]

I used to play drums in a band
Until I broke all the bones in my hand

[MDMK]

ooops, too late

[Homer]

I used to play drums in a band
Until I broke all the bones in my hand
I now play the kazoo

[MDMK]

I used to play drums in a band
Until I broke all the bones in my hand
I now play the kazoo
And gave up the kung fu

[Homer]

I used to play drums in a band
Until I broke all the bones in my hand
I now play the kazoo
And gave up the kung fu
So my life has become quite bland

[dtaai-maai]

I wanted to learn how to dance

[lindosfan1]

I wanted to learn how to dance
It seems so easy at a glance

[MDMK]

I wanted to learn how to dance
It seems so easy at a glance
I'd shimmy my hips

[lindosfan1]

I wanted to learn how to dance
It seems so easy at a glance
I'd shimmy my hips
And purse my lips

[dtaai-maai]

I wanted to learn how to dance
It seems so easy at a glance
I'd shimmy my hips
And purse my lips
Like Jagger? No, not a chance!

[dtaai-maai]

Never post on the Net when you're drunk

[migrant]

Never post on the Net when you're drunk
You will end up sounding like a punk

[lindosfan1]

Never post on the Net when you're drunk
You will end up sounding like a punk
What you write will be rubbish

[dtaai-maai]

Never post on the Net when you're drunk
You will end up sounding like a punk
Saying things you'll regret

[lindosfan1]

Never post on the Net when you're drunk
You will end up sounding like a punk
What you write will be rubbish