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Choices choices...... I guess the same last line can apply to either or both :idea:




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Never post on the Net when you're drunk
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Choices choices...... I guess the same last line can apply to either or both :idea:




Never post on the Net when you're drunk
You will end up sounding like a punk
Saying things you'll regret
That leave many upset
By writing all of that junk


Never post on the Net when you're drunk
You will end up sounding like a punk
What you write will be rubbish
A drunk shouldn’t publish
Or else you'll end up in a funk
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Never let a sailor put his hand above your knee
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Never let a sailor put his hand above your knee
Even if the thought does fill you with glee
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Never let a sailor put his hand above your knee
Even if the thought does fill you with glee
Always think what you may catch
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Never let a sailor put his hand above your knee
Even if the thought does fill you with glee
Always think what you may catch
You don't want to scratch
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Never let a sailor put his hand above your knee
Even if the thought does fill you with glee
Always think what you may catch
You don't want to scratch
Because it stings when you pee
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I once took a bus to Tashkent
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I once took a bus to Tashkent
To see what was happening for lent
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I once took a bus to Tashkent
To see what was happening for lent
It was Friday prayer
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I once took a bus to Tashkent
To see what was happening for lent
It was Friday prayer
By a soothsayer
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I once took a bus to Tashkent
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It was Friday prayer
By a soothsayer
A Christian Buddhist from Ghent
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His long legs looked so sexy in high heels
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His long legs looked so sexy in high heels
It scares me to say how that feels
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His long legs looked so sexy in high heels
It scares me to say how that feels
But they were too hairy
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