Limerick Thread

[MDMK]

Which one is the best mobile phone
But not too expensive or my wife will moan
I don't want flashy
Or indeed trashy
Maybe instead I'll just buy a drone

[MDMK]

Black Friday deals can be tricky

[pharvey]

Black Friday deals can be tricky
With the "big players" taking the Micky

[lindosfan1]

Black Friday deals can be tricky
With the "big players" taking the Micky
Prices still to high for me

[Vital Spark]

Black Friday deals can be tricky
With the "big players" taking the Micky
Prices still too high for me
Methinks they're taking the pee

[Dannie Boy]

Black Friday deals can be tricky
With the "big players" taking the Micky
Prices still too high for me
Methinks they're taking the pee
So check prices carefully and be very picky

[MDMK]

I sang a duet with Johnny Cash

[dtaai-maai]

I sang a duet with Johnny Cash
Always wanted to give it a bash

[migrant]

I sang a duet with Johnny Cash
Always wanted to give it a bash
But I didn't wear a cowboy hat

[lindosfan1]

I sang a duet with Johnny Cash
Always wanted to give it a bash
But I didn't wear a cowboy hat
But at his side I sang and sat

[MDMK]

I sang a duet with Johnny Cash
Always wanted to give it a bash
But I didn't wear a cowboy hat
But at his side I sang and sat
I can tell you, we made quite a splash

[migrant]

In Bangkok things can get hot

[lindosfan1]

In Bangkok things can get hot
It all depends on the money you got

[MDMK]

In Bangkok things can get hot
It all depends on the money you got
No money, no honey

[lindosfan1]

In Bangkok things can get hot
It all depends on the money you got
No money, no honey
Even if you have a boney