Limerick Thread

[dtaai-maai]

I love a good game of strip Scrabble
And afterwards a good grapple
As long as I’m playing with women of course
Well maybe sometimes a horse
Who'll do anything for an apple

[dtaai-maai]

There was a young fellow called Roy

[Dannie Boy]

There was a young fellow called Roy
Who was a naughty boy

[Lost]

There was a young fellow called Roy
Who was a naughty boy
One flick of the wrist

[Dannie Boy]

There was a young fellow called Roy
Who was a naughty boy
One flick of the wrist
If you get my gist

[lindosfan1]

There was a young fellow called Roy
Who was a naughty boy
One flick of the wrist
If you get my gist
He'd turned on the vibrating toy

[lindosfan1]

Let's go drinking Guinness in Dublin

[Lost]

Let's go drinking Guinness in Dublin
But with 6 midgets on board, it's gonna be troublin'

[migrant]

Let's go drinking Guinness in Dublin
But with 6 midgets on board, it's gonna be troublin'
The wee guys are gay

[MDMK]

Let's go drinking Guinness in Dublin
But with 6 midgets on board, it's gonna be troublin'
The wee guys are gay
One wears a toupee

[dtaai-maai]

Let's go drinking Guinness in Dublin
But with 6 midgets on board, it's gonna be troublin'
The wee guys are gay
One wears a toupee
And the other is constantly fumblin'

[MDMK]

Did anyone notice, he just farted?

[dtaai-maai]

Did anyone notice, he just farted?
I did, and I know he hasn't just started

[MDMK]

Did anyone notice, he just farted?
I did, and I know he hasn't just started
The smell is quite vile

[dtaai-maai]

Did anyone notice, he just farted?
I did, and I know he hasn't just started
The smell is quite vile
It brings up my bile