Limerick Thread

[Lost]

Did anyone notice, he just farted?
I did, and I know he hasn't just started
The smell is quite vile
It brings up my bile
Oh sweet Jesus! He's actually sharted!

[dtaai-maai]

I think I'm a fabulous bloke

[migrant]

I think I'm a fabulous bloke
With looks that cause women to choke

[Dannie Boy]

I think I'm a fabulous bloke
With looks that cause women to choke
It’s not that I’m wealthy

[dtaai-maai]

I think I'm a fabulous bloke
With looks that cause women to choke
It’s not that I’m wealthy
Or specially healthy

[Vital Spark]

I think I'm a fabulous bloke
With looks that cause women to choke
It’s not that I’m wealthy
Or specially healthy
Or my chat up lines are a joke

[migrant]

I once knew a man who could fly

[handdrummer]

I once knew a man who could fly
The Government hired him as a spy

[MDMK]

I once knew a man who could fly
The Government hired him as a spy
He flew into Kabul

[migrant]

I once knew a man who could fly
The Government hired him as a spy
He flew into Kabul
Expecting a duel

[barrys]

I once knew a man who could fly
The Government hired him as a spy
He flew into Kabul
Expecting a duel
In which he'd eventually die

[MDMK]

I get out of prison next week

[dtaai-maai]

I get out of prison next week
I've learned French, Spanish and Greek

[MDMK]

I get out of prison next week
I've learned French, Spanish and Greek
The food was quite rank

[lindosfan1]

I get out of prison next week
I've learned French, Spanish and Greek
The food was quite rank
So I robbed a bank