Limerick Thread

[lindosfan1]

The monk said my life would be blessed
Your mum said make sure you wear a vest

[Dannie Boy]

The monk said my life would be blessed
Your mum said make sure you wear a vest
They probably both meant well

[dtaai-maai]

The monk said my life would be blessed
Your mum said make sure you wear a vest
They probably both meant well
And I don't want to end up in hell

[MDMK]

The monk said my life would be blessed
Your mum said make sure you wear a vest
They probably both meant well
And I don't want to end up in hell
Looking after body and soul is the best

[dtaai-maai]

I've just become a 'Board Hero'

[MDMK]

I've just become a 'Board Hero'
Much better than being a "bored zero"

[dtaai-maai]

I've just become a 'Board Hero'
Much better than being a "bored zero"
I'm ever so proud

[MDMK]

I've just become a 'Board Hero'
Much better than being a "bored zero"
I'm ever so proud
To be in the "in" crowd

[dtaai-maai]

I've just become a 'Board Hero'
Much better than being a "bored zero"
I'm ever so proud
To be in the "in" crowd
Not fiddling while Rome burns, like Nero

[dtaai-maai]

In the bleak midwinter

[PeteC]

In the bleak midwinter
The dark moor hid the corpse of the sinner

[MDMK]

In the bleak midwinter
I bought a new ink jet printer

[lindosfan1]

In the bleak midwinter
The dark moor hid the corpse of the sinner
Outside stood a darkman with an axe

[Dannie Boy]

In the bleak midwinter
The dark moor hid the corpse of the sinner
Outside stood a darkman with an axe
Not the place to try and relax

[PeteC]

In the bleak midwinter
The dark moor hid the corpse of the sinner
Outside stood a darkman with an axe
Not the place to try and relax
Slice, slice, slice until the flesh is thinner, ever thinner