Coronavirus humour

[Lost]

Once the lockdown is finally lifted, I'll have become either...

A) A really good cook.

B) A raging alcoholic.

There is no in between.

[Lost]

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[pharvey]

[pharvey]

Bored shirtless working from home during the lockdown, but as the LHG and I are lucky enough to live in a fairly rural area close to "nature", thought we'd take some exercise and feed the ducks.
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Don't just think of yourselves!

[barrys]

Just finished conducting a piece fo very useful empirical research. This establishes irrefutably that if you keep hold of a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidentally touch your face.

[pharvey]

Truly some daft tw@ts around, but this one did make me smile: -

Coronavirus: Driver Stopped on M6 Lockdown Trip With Wife in Boot

"A driver flouted the coronavirus lockdown to pick up £15 windows with his wife in the boot of his car.

The man, who had bought the windows on eBay, was stopped by police on the M6 in Cheshire on Sunday after collecting his purchase in Salford.

Police said his wife had to sit in the boot as she "could not fit in the vehicle" for the return journey to Coventry.

North West Motorway Police issued the man with a traffic offence report.

After the force tweeted news of the 220-mile round trip people reacted with a mixture of shock and disbelief.

Anthony Collier said: "I am amazed at how many people are still making unnecessary journeys."

Jonny Evans quipped: "Maybe he saw a window of opportunity."

The government has banned all non-essential travel amid the coronavirus pandemic.

Road blocks have been set up in some parts of the country, with police stopping drivers to check their journeys are for an essential purpose."


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-52088987

[caller]

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[pharvey]

[dtaai-maai]

^^pharvey, that wouldn't be you by any chance, would it...??

[pharvey]

^^pharvey, that wouldn't be you by any chance, would it...??

No, but I'm getting there.......

[pharvey]

[GroveHillWanderer]

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[dtaai-maai]

[sateeb]

You have a lovely kitchen DM

[pharvey]

During this lockdown period, many of us are thinking of growing their own - damn I wish I had a greenhouse!!
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