Limerick Thread

[migrant]

Alone with my dog he now speaks to me
He lets me know when he needs a pee
Says, "Oi you there, master!"
You need to move, and make it faster
And find me a big bushy tree

[Lost]

I'm cured! I've been drinking some bleach

[Dannie Boy]

I'm cured! I've been drinking some bleach
It’s done wonders for my speech

[Lost]

I'm cured! I've been drinking some bleach
It’s done wonders for my speech
I gargle it first

[dtaai-maai]

I'm cured! I've been drinking some bleach
It’s done wonders for my speech
I gargle it first
Then I started to curse

[Dannie Boy]

I'm cured! I've been drinking some bleach
It’s done wonders for my speech
I gargle it first
Then I started to curse
In a high pitched screech

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a buxom young nurse

[PeteC]

There once was a buxom young nurse
Whose boyfriend drove the village hearse

[Dannie Boy]

There once was a buxom young nurse
Whose boyfriend drove the village hearse
She didn’t mind him being seen with a stiffie


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[barrys]

There once was a buxom young nurse
Whose boyfriend drove the village hearse
She didn’t mind him being seen with a stiffie
While passing the Guinness brewery down by the Liffey

[pharvey]

There once was a buxom young nurse
Whose boyfriend drove the village hearse
She didn’t mind him being seen with a stiffie
While passing the Guinness brewery down by the Liffey
Though being a teetotaler was a curse!

[Vital Spark]

I worked with a man from Dover

[dtaai-maai]

I worked with a man from Dover
Who drank until he fell over

[Dannie Boy]

I worked with a man from Dover
Who drank until he fell over
It took him a time to recover

[dtaai-maai]

I worked with a man from Dover
Who drank until he fell over
It took him a time to recover
On a tryst with his lover