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It's not humid, but hot here in Spain
For once I really want it to rain
Then I’ll go outside, dancing naked
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I went to the pub for a beer
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I went to the pub for a beer
Wore my Covid mask out of fear
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I went to the pub for a beer
Wore my Covid mask out of fear
Damned difficult, drinking without spilling
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I went to the pub for a beer
Wore my Covid mask out of fear
Damned difficult, drinking without spilling
But there's a way since I was willing
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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I went to the pub for a beer
Wore my Covid mask out of fear
Damned difficult, drinking without spilling
But there's a way since I was willing
Which was to funnel it through my ear!
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....anyone go ahead. :cheers:
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I feel like dipping my toes in the sea
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I feel like dipping my toes in the sea
But every time we go to the beach the wife has to pee
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I feel like dipping my toes in the sea
But every time we go to the beach the wife has to pee
I might have to buy her a bung


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I feel like dipping my toes in the sea
But every time we go to the beach the wife has to pee
I might have to buy her a bung
But the last one she said stung
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I feel like dipping my toes in the sea
But every time we go to the beach the wife has to pee
I might have to buy her a bung
But the last one she said stung
But I think she was stung by a bee
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Sports are here with crowds amiss
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Sports are here with crowds amiss
Team earnings are in an abyss
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Sports are here with crowds amiss
Team earnings are in an abyss
Politics have taken their toll
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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