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How about a thread that has no topic so people can ramble on to their heart's content and nobody can complain that it is "Off Topic" :wink:
It could be interesting to see where it ends up?


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Kraka's Dad wrote:It is cold wet and foggy here in Chester.
I don't care who wins the FA Cup or the Champions league.
Modern music is poo.
Grumpy Old Git. :thumb:
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I love Steve Martin Films!

Man with 2 Brains has gotta be the best, its a true classic.

Pointy birds
oh pointy pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy nointy

According to Steve, it was written by John Lillison, England's Greatest One-Armed Poet,and the first pedestrian ever to be killed by a motorcar!

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.....which reminds me....

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Speaking of birds, does any one know the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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buksida wrote:[/b]

Speaking of birds, does any one know the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


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John Lillison, England's Greatest One-Armed Poet...
Winkie, just out of curiosity, can you think of any other one-armed English poets?
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What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
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I'm sorry, I only studied able-bodied English literature.
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buksida wrote:Speaking of birds, does any one know the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Level flight? In a dive.
Going up?
Before or after eating?
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I could only find one other fictitious one:

The Gift of Stones, by Jim Crace. (Scribner, 1988). In clear, quick, iambic—boned prose, Crace's remarkable novel tells the story of a one—armed poet in neolithic England.

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Another bird:

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
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buksida wrote:Speaking of birds, does any one know the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
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Winkie wrote:I love Steve Martin Films!

Man with 2 Brains has gotta be the best, its a true classic.

Pointy birds
oh pointy pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy nointy

According to Steve, it was written by John Lillison, England's Greatest One-Armed Poet,and the first pedestrian ever to be killed by a motorcar!

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Another by John Lillison
In Dillan's Grove

In Dillan's Grove my love did die,
and now in ground shall ever lie.
None could ever replace her visage,
until your face brought thoughts of kissage.

Died in the first car crash when a shire horse collapsed in front of his car and he was unable to stop.

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Why do I get the feeling this thread will be 27 pages long by this time tomorrow ... :roll:
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