Caption Competition

[electricwarrior]

The Pope's flock began to realise that religion is boring when his Popeness fell asleep during his weekly audience.

[electricwarrior]

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[dtaai-maai]

Ah, I wondered where the red napkins had gone...

[dtaai-maai]

I dunno <sigh> people bowing and scraping, kissing your hand, servants, Michelin star food, expensive wine - don't you miss the old days at the seminary?
No, not really.

[Lost]

You're right! Yours is bigger than mine.

[lindosfan1]

You know the bit about Adam and Eve, are they extracting the urine.

[Jimbob]

Papa, ego sum armarium Chelsea fan, Arsenal red dat mihi rashes!

From the Latin: Father, I am a secret Chelsea fan, wearing Arsenal red gives me rashes.

[Jimbob]

If we include in the offer for Messi to make him a cardinal as well?

[dtaai-maai]

Pssst! Wanna buy a fragment of the true cross?

[dtaai-maai]

Fancy coming round for a curry and binge-watching Father Ted?

[electricwarrior]

Jim fixed it for me.

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[dtaai-maai]

Don't look now, but Cardinal Firenzi's just slipped a bottle of communion wine under his cassock.

[electricwarrior]

Don't look now, but Cardinal Firenzi's just slipped a bottle of communion wine under his cassock.

And I thought he was just pleased to see me!!

[lindosfan1]

Don't forget Ignatious, it's pick a child on Friday.

[dtaai-maai]

Don't look now, but Cardinal Firenzi's just slipped a bottle of communion wine under his cassock.

And I thought he was just pleased to see me!!

I was originally going to put "Don't look now, but Cardinal F's got a hard-on", but I thought that might be a bit too offensive!