Caption Competition

[electricwarrior]

Don't look now, but Cardinal Firenzi's just slipped a bottle of communion wine under his cassock.

And I thought he was just pleased to see me!!

I was originally going to put "Don't look now, but Cardinal F's got a hard-on", but I thought that might be a bit too offensive!

A joint entry worthy of a unprecedented shared 1st place

[electricwarrior]

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[huahinjim]

I dunno <sigh> people bowing and scraping, kissing your hand, servants, Michelin star food, expensive wine - don't you miss the old days at the seminary?
No, not really.

Pope to Cardinal -“Dtaai-Maai has a terrible memory. He has forgotten he kissed my ring not my hand!”

[dtaai-maai]

^^Milud, on my honour, I never went near his ring!!

[dtaai-maai]

[Meanwhile, back to the captions...]

You want me to kiss your what???

[Jimbob]

so Bezos and Branson having been trying to get to heaven the easy way.
An act of God might be in order for the next billionaire who tries.

[sateeb]

Your Holiness, for pity's sake stop singing that feckin Chris De Burgh song. I may well be wearing red but, and I repeat, but, I am not a trans gender woke lady.

[migrant]

So it's agreed, this is where we will jab the choirboys.

[lindosfan1]

Remember the song by the sweet little willie, well the boy in the back row has one.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

Dannie Boy please watch your Inbox.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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A BIG thank you to Dannie Boy who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:

5th migrant with "TSo it's agreed, this is where we will jab the choirboys.

4th dtaai-maai with "Stick a fiver each way on Devil's Spawn in the 4.15 at Newmarket."

3rd lindosfan1 with "This is a christening, you're not supposed to drown them."

2nd dtaai-maai with "Don't look now, but Cardinal Firenzi's just slipped a bottle of communion wine under his cassock."

1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the other's got..."

Thank you very much to all who participated.

dtaai-maai you now have until 21:00 on 15 August 2021 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 20 August 2021.

Next week's guest judge is PeteC who is barred from making entries for 1 week.

[dtaai-maai]

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[Dannie Boy]

I’ve told you, I’m not getting on one of those Electric Vehicles

[electricwarrior]

You wait all day for a bus and then two come along at the same time.

[dtaai-maai]

Listen lady, all you need to do is stand at the bus stop and put your arm out.