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You work out the angles, exposure, distance, aperture. f*** it, just press this button.
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And this one, Granddad, is me licking her anus. We call it a rimjob.
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Lost wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:49 pm And this one, Granddad, is me licking her anus. We call it a rimjob.
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:laugh:

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Now listen grandad, This is technical talk. The do-dad allows you connect to the what-si: thereby bypassing the gizmo need.
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Yep, The camera is GPS capable so at all times your wife and the Chinese C.P. will know where you are and what you are doing
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A colonoscopy is easy, they just grease this up and.......
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migrant wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 7:06 am A colonoscopy is easy, they just grease this up and.......
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Okay,, a pixel is the smallest bit in the picture. We do not call them Pixies, that's the Irish model.
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This week's competition has closed. pharvey, please watch your Inbox.
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A BIG thank you to pharvey who was our guest judge this week.

This week's top 5:

5th Jimbob with "(A colonoscopy is easy, they just grease this up and.......)
They used to be called Brownies"

4th Jimbob with "Okay,, a pixel is the smallest bit in the picture. We do not call them Pixies, that's the Irish model."

3rd Dannie Boy with "Do you mean to say that people used to take photos using cameras, not smart phones?"

2nd lindosfan1 with "You work out the angles, exposure, distance, aperture. f*** it, just press this button."

1st place goes to Jimbob with ""Now listen grandad, This is technical talk. The do-dad allows you connect to the what-si: thereby bypassing the gizmo need."" :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated.

Jimbob you now have until 21:00 on 25 September 2022 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 30 September 2022.

Next week's guest judge is wado-karate who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
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The extra money for the sleeping section didn't seem worth it
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The overhead luggage on "Siam Travel" caused the odd issue....
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