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R E S U L T :
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A BIG thank you to pharvey who was our guest judge this week.

This week's top 5:

5th lindosfan1 with "Where the f*** is my boat."

4th dtaai-maai with "A bit OTT on the water feature, I'm afraid..."

3rd Dannie Boy with "I don’t think we’re going to get many customers tonight boss, the car park is flooded again!!"

2nd Jimbob with "Mario hated doing the washing up"

1st place goes to sateeb with ""Yes, police, that Cornetto singer has nicked my Gondola again!!"" :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated.

sateeb you now have until 21:00 on 6 November 2022 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 11 November 2022.

Next week's guest judge is wado-karate who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
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I have it on good authority that sateeb is currently cruising (and I don't use the term lightly) the Mediterranean with Giovanni, a 21 year old waiter from Venice. I am happy to post a photo if required.

Not for the caption competition, just a photo of sateeb and Giovanni...
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Molto dispiaciuto, got overexcited gobbling my Cornetto and missed the results :laugh:


Will post a photo soonest.
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A bit early for Thanksgiving but what the hey..
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" I did not have sexual relations with Monica the turkey!"
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Nothing beats a quick gobble in the Bush.
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Yep, no weapons of mass destruction here.
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What goes best with a nice turkey - a good stuffing!!


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Clucking Hell!!
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Thank God there's some Securiturkey in the White House!!
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Just a snip Sir?
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Now let me think. How did Bill Clinton defend himself?
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And still Jr thought he could speak to the animals.....
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Be careful what you’re doing, I have Bernard Matthews telephone number!!
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Dubya.." Not exactly the bird in the Bush I envisioned."
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