Missed the deadline by 10 minutes

A BIG thank you to wado-karate who stood in at the 11th hour to be this week's guest judge.
This week's top 5:
5th dtaai-maai with "It's been quite a while since Peter has been able to cut his own toenails."
4th HHTel with "Had a terrible hangover and asked my fairy godmother for 'Hair of the Dog'. She didn't understand!"
3rd Dannie Boy with "I told you to be careful walking through that field with cows in it."
2nd Dannie Boy with "I’m sure there’s a plaster in here somewhere?"
1st place goes to dtaai-maai with ""After his daily mud bath, Pietro has his toenails polished by his personal pedicurist.""





Thank you very much to all who participated. dtaai-maai you now have until 21:00 on 1 October 2023 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 6th October 2023.
Next week's guest judge is Lost who is barred from making entries for 1 week.