Caption Competition

[Jimbob]

I can't drink when I blow

[migrant]

Sammy liked mixed drinks

[dtaai-maai]

Tim got more than he expected when he asked for a blow job.

[dtaai-maai]

Archie failed the recently introduced sobriety test of reciting the lyrics to Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus

[Big Boy]

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[Dannie Boy]

My whiskey definitely tastes better!!


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[Jimbob]

Somchai tried sucking but nothing happened

[Dannie Boy]

Is it ok if I stop half way for a drink as my throat is a little dry?


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[Lost]

Off topic: but... I was in a Bangkok police station one evening (innocent, guv') and another detained person was being questioned by the police for a bit near me. He went off, returned with a bottle of Jack Daniels, handshake, laughs all round and an "off you go, ya rascal".

Thailand!

[Lost]

"Mai mao, khrap".

[Lost]

Somchai was confident he'd shielded the bottle from view.

[Big Boy]

Very sorry guys, I've just realised I'm on my travels this week, and it will be impossible for me to close the competition on Friday. Therefore, I will close this week's competition this evening, with results on Thursday.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has closed. pharvey, please watch your Inbox.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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A BIG thank you to pharvey who was this week's guest judge.

This week's top 5:

5th dtaai-maai with "Archie failed the recently introduced sobriety test of reciting the lyrics to Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus"

4th Dannie Boy with "I can give you 200 Baht and forget all about it Officer"

3rd Lost with "Somchai was confident he'd shielded the bottle from view."

2nd migrant with "Sammy liked mixed drinks"

1st place goes to Jimbob with ""I can't drink when I blow""

Thank you very much to all who participated. Jimbob you now have until 21:00 on 27 October 2024 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 1 November 2024.

Next week's guest judge is wado-karate who is barred from making entries for 1 week.

[Big Boy]

Hmmmm...... I think this is the 3rd week in 5 where the winner couldn't be bothered to post a photo. I know you guys keep making excuses, but interest in captions has definitely waned.

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