Does Size Matter??

[bradders]

I guess at some point we have all debated this issue!

A friend sent me this video which - to quote Lev if I may: "is quite amusing!"

It certainly seem to get one lady (at least!) a bit warm under the collar!!

don't be too upset guys
and don't get too excited girls

http://www.glumbert.com/media/sizematter

It's worth a look!!

bradders

[DawnHRD]

Sorry, bradders, dial-up's too slow. I can't get it.

[dtaai-maai]

Oh dear, I can barely type through the tears (I think they're laughter, but don't hold me to that...). Wonderful stuff, thank you Bradders!

[Vital Spark]

Bradders: Yes, you guys may have debated it - but the answer is no it doesn't.

Don't worry Dawn - just watched it, and you haven't missed much. It's about a waiter sticking a pretend whatsit down his very tight leggings and then talking to the punters. The girlies they filmed obviously couldn't take their eyes off it, not because they were aroused, but because it looked damned silly.

It is mildly amusing, but, listen up guys....regardless of what you may of heard - size doesn't really come into it. It's a myth perpetuated by the bullies at school to make you feel inferior (or superior) when you're having your communal showers.

Us girls like a bit of love and affection - we really don't care about the size of your whatsit.

Sleep well -

V.S.

P.S. DM just beat me to it there. Is it more amusing to a bloke than a girl? Just curious....

[dtaai-maai]

Good question, VS, I think it probably is more amusing to men. Leaving aside the question of male insecurity (please), it was the reaction of the women that had me laughing (I don't think the sang som made any difference...)

[bradders]

DAWN: Don't worry too much - VS said you haven't missed much and DM had a good laugh (cry!!) I think it's fair to say we all (male or female) have a different sense of humour - what makes one person laugh may even go as far as upsetting another.
Maybe you could try to access the site when your networks not so busy Dawn. (and you're not so busy which I appreciate would be a rare occassion!) I have never met you, I don't know you, but I have seen your photo on your website. I think the 'movie' may make you smile, just a feeling, 6th sense, but of course I could be horribly wrong!!

VITAL SPARK: Thanks for your post. Please be assured I only posted the video as a bit of fun, a bit of light hearted humour and 'relief' (if I may put it that way) away from the generally troubled world we live in.
I must admit it made me laugh (in places) and I thought some of the HH members may enjoy it too.
I do agree with what you say VS. As a mature (old!) male - with a young heart - I recall being informed on may occassions precisely what you mentioned - that being ladies are FAR more interested in being loved and cared for as opposed to the size of a male's thingymejig!
I also agree men come under pressure at times, they only need to speak with ladies like you and their needless worries and minds would be put to rest!

DM: Pleased you enjoyed the offering!! If it succeeds in making only one person laugh it did the job it was intended to do!!
I note, according to the website, the video has been viewed by over 3 million people - more than enough to form a concensous of opinion if that was possible! That said, I see there are numerous 'mixed' opinions posted on the site.

"One man's meat (NO pun) is another man's poison!"

bradders

[Vital Spark]

Bradders: Sorry, it possibly caught me at a non-humourous moment.

Thinking about it since, can you imagine what would happen if one of my male colleagues (at the university) decided to try the same thing? As most of the students are female, a few are male and a proportion are katoey it would be hilarious.

I'll suggest it to Parahandy (not that I think he needs to pretend he has something he hasn't. Oh, dear! Denis Healey's law of holes comes to mind...)

Keep laughing folks - it's certainly the best medicine.

VS

[dtaai-maai]

Oh, dear! Denis Healey's law of holes comes to mind...

VS

Come on, VS, this is far too intriguing to leave unexplained!

[bradders]

VS: Many thanks for your (re-considerd) responce - but be assured there's no need for apologies! Everyone has an opinion and quite entitled to the same!

NOW you're talking VS! IF you can persaude Parahandy to perform a similar excercise I really think you, or someone, should be present (in hiding!) armed with a video camera!!

Can you imagine the varied and no doubt amazed responces that would be captured on film! Imagine keeping the video a secret and screening it at an end of term 'party' or similar occassion!! Those captured on film would probably want to 'die' and their pals would surely crease up too!

I also agree with DM's last post - you can't keep us in suspenders VS, please explain these Denis Healey's "laws" to us less educated souls??!!

bradders

[Vital Spark]

Hmm...Bradders and DM in suspenders...now that would be worth a video.

OK: Denis Healy's First Law of Holes: When in you're in one, stop digging. I have no idea what the Second Law is.

Khow chai mai ka?

VS

[dtaai-maai]

Ahhhh (or as the Thais say "euugh")
Khow chai, krap

[Condoking]

OK: Denis Healy's First Law of Holes: When in you're in one, stop digging. I have no idea what the Second Law is.

Could it be from J.R.R.Tolkein - In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit. If so how come the second law came some 40 years before the first!

[Condoking]

OK: Denis Healy's First Law of Holes: When in you're in one, stop digging. I have no idea what the Second Law is.

If not must be The Mint with a Hole, commonly called a Polo.

[komfortablynumb]

Now i find out size doesn't matter. am i the only one on the net who replied to the penis extension spam mail?
The second rule of dennis healy's law of holes is: fill in the first hole.