I am, as well is known, several chapters short of a dictionary. In short, I am missing many a word, and, particularly, their explanations. I'd like both of the literate readers to contribute in filling in the missing parts. Here's an example of what I have salvaged from my memory so far:
Abacuss, v. = to curse the primitive office equipment
Aberration, n = being one e short of helping of ale with a stuck space bar
Abnormal, a. = conforming to the norm at least in the very beginning
Abridge, n. = awrongly spelled river crossing
Accurate, n. = a prelate swinging the other way
Administer, n. = a politician successful due to massive media campaign
Administration, v. = becoming successful in politics through paid media
Antelope, n. = the walk preceding the gait
Antibody, n. = the spiritual side of the entity, the soul
Apartment, n. = division of hair in opposite directions
Cohabit, v. = to share an outer garment
Content, v. = to share a canvas dwelling
Deliver, v. = to remove an alcohol damaged internal organ
Discontentment, n. = an act of being expelled from shared canvas dwelling
Elbow, n. = Spanish arrow-flinging contraption
Elder, n. = a very masculine article of Spanish-German origin
Endear, v. = to place one’s hearing organ on a rump
Euthanasia, n. = continental death instinct
Flagrant, v. = to strongly express dissension about a banner
Footstool, v. = to soil one’s lower limb in a hole-in-the-ground lavatory
Forklift, v. = to eat with a pronged utensil
Formulate, n. = the last driver in the F1 competition
Honeycomb, n. = an instrument to sweeten hair
Ideal, n. = an act of oneself handing out the cards
Impact, n. = something done by a small fiend
Impregnable, adj. = a female on the pill
Inverse, n. = something in a poem
Relay, n. = reunification, second time around
Relay, v. = to re-couple
Wholesale, n. = act of purveying services, often including relay (see)
Please feel free to add, alter and contributt.