Christmas jokes

Post by **Wanderlust** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:08 am

Try and keep 'em clean!
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of his office and asked them to disperse. â€œBut why?â€

Post by **Jockey** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:00 pm

Knock Knock

Post by **Big Boy** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:00 pm

Who's there

Post by **Jockey** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:20 pm

Post by **Big Boy** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:28 pm

Twit who?

Post by **Jockey** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:29 pm

Are you an owl?

Post by **Big Boy** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:39 pm

Oh my god Jockey - do you still have another 11 crackers to pull?

Post by **Big Boy** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:02 pm

"Weeweechu"

One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean.

It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, how about playing Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Jung Lee.

"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Huan Cho begged.

"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."

"Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."

Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play Weeweechu."....

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Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang....

"Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas,
Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas,
Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas,
And a happy New Year."

Post by **The understudy** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:17 pm

MAn this is Priceless Big Boy Simply Priceless!!!
Me had

out loud!!!

Your's "Tickle my Funnybone" The understudy!!!