As I'm nursing the mother of all hangovers today, this article actually made me laugh, especially as cuddly Khun Thaksin is mentioned:
http://football.guardian.co.uk/comment/ ... 14,00.html
Some "funny" footballing moments
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> Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were close friends since childhood. They
> decided they wanted to go into business together.
> Schwartz says: "OK! I'll invest $100,000."
> Cohen then says that he'll put in $200,000.
> Ginsburg says: "All right, I'll put in $50."
> Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO
> of the corporation. Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice
> President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your $50 you will be our Sexual
> Adviser."
> Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, "What is the Sexual Adviser?"
> Cohen replies, "When we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."
> decided they wanted to go into business together.
> Schwartz says: "OK! I'll invest $100,000."
> Cohen then says that he'll put in $200,000.
> Ginsburg says: "All right, I'll put in $50."
> Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO
> of the corporation. Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice
> President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your $50 you will be our Sexual
> Adviser."
> Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, "What is the Sexual Adviser?"
> Cohen replies, "When we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."