Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room
and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was,
"Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,
they could not have sex.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk,"
she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby
and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked,
"Would you like me to put that on your bill
donald duck
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condoms
the point being?
what did one condom say to his mates as they passed a gay bar?
let's go in there and get shitfaced.
HHS

what did one condom say to his mates as they passed a gay bar?

let's go in there and get shitfaced.

HHS
The devil made me do it the first time.
The second time I did it on my own.
When I finally got to the land of milk and honey, the milkman shot me
Happy wife, Happy life!
The second time I did it on my own.
When I finally got to the land of milk and honey, the milkman shot me
Happy wife, Happy life!