Bucket list

[richard]

So anyone got a bucket list?

Just downloaded and watch the movie. Nicholson and Freeman. Superb

Then I thought 'oh given a short period to live what do I want to do?'

Assume you've the dosh and the wife and family are taken care of

I thought I'd open it to the forum

I know we going to get, shag Binterban, burn out in BK or pattaya, get pissed into a stupour, but ever thought of it?

Bit like the 4 minute warning before a nuclear strike

Go for it ( max 10)

[BaaBaa.]

Repeatedly punch Christiano Ronaldo in his smug face for the full 4 minutes.

[Wanderlust]

Haven't seen the movie, so can you expand a little on what the conditions are? How long a period do we have? Unlimited resources? etc etc

[BaaBaa.]

Its basically things you would like to do before you die with unlimited resources.

I would put my time to better use than I said above. (although I doubt anything would give me more pleasure)

[richard]

Jack Nicholson is a billionaire and Morgan Freeman impoverished. They strike up a close friendship and are both told they have a year to live due to terminal cancer

They decide to embark on a spree to fill their last 12 months of life and experience many things. They decided they would each produce a list of things required before they died. Only 10 items each

No more as it will ruin the movie for future viewers.

Movie got mixed reviews but for me anything Jack and Morgan are in is good. Who cares about the plot with these 2 outstanding characters in them. Together or individually

Funny but tragic and the finale is totally unpredictable

ENJOY

You can download it via Bitlord

[Super Joe]

unlimited resources hey ...

1. Buy ever player under the sun and see Spurs win league, wasn't born last time (nor was me grandad )

2. Get Samuel Peter to stop BaaBaa from hitting Ronaldo as thanks to him Arse and Chels didnt win the league

3. Buy an army and take out Burma's junta and R. Mugabe

4. Build a water park in Hua Hin for my son to play in

5. Give 1m USD to every holder of an olympic opening ceremony ticket, so its a complete disaster
.

[Wanderlust]

OK, now I can start...
1. Buy the rights to every football player in the world and ensure that the 1st item in their contract is 'I will never play for Spurs' (not that it is necessary as most of them won't).
2. Employ all of the best and brightest scientists in the world and prove once and for all with no doubt at all that there is no form of God as any recognised religion purports, or life after death.
3. Provide solar power to every country that needs it.
4. Provide clean and sufficient drinking water to every country that needs it.
5. Buy Microsoft and close it down.
6. Employ all the Microsoft staff to hack into the bank accounts of every political and terrorist leader, every political party, every arms manufacturer and dealer, and everyone connected with Spurs and take away all their money.
7. Find Marc Bosman and his lawyer and ask them if they are happy with what they have done to football; if the answer is yes, send them on an all expenses paid one way trip to Siberia!
8. Sue Sheffield United, Neil Warnock and Dave Whelan for whatever I can, but particularly sour grapes.
9. Sue the entire British media for wildly inaccurate reporting of the Carlos Tevez 'affair'.
10. Buy UBC?True Vision and turn it into a decent cable/satellite company, which includes never ever allowing Academy Fantasia to ever appear on our screens again.

[lindosfan1]

1,buy mcdonalds, burger king and kfc and close the entire lot down any
money raised go towards alleviating poverty in Africa
2. Shoot osama bin laden
3, ban all religions and weird beliefs
4. abolish america as a country each state to be an independant country
5. create a state in the middle of the sahara and send all the pc brigade
there
6. build a 100ft high wall with machine guns around 5 to keep them all inside
7, create a world wide free health and education service
8, abolish all tv soaps
9. all politicians to pass honesty tests and checks
10 make myself president of the world to do the next 90 ideas

[Super Joe]

there's a definate trend developing with respect to our priorities:

1. save our football team/destroy our rivals - nothing wrong with that
2. destroy all the evil and corrupt in the world - gotta be done
3. save the world - as you do

and before someone asks why we're not doing anything for our wives, give us more than 10 choices and we'll think about it


ps: and WHY were chelski fans given this opportunity four years before the rest of us ?

[lindosfan1]

Superjoe
If you read the thread wives are provided for:

[crazy88]

"I know we going to get, shag Binterban "

Glad nobody has agreed to that one ! You've got 12 months , no constraints financially and you WANT to spend it jumping everything in mooseville ????

Pass me that bucket, I'm not feeling well even thinking about the prospect .

Not that I would spend the time trying to "find myself" of course .

Crazy 88

[Super Joe]

Superjoe
If you read the thread wives are provided for

oh yeah its in the OP, oops

funny thing is i didnt know she wasnt taken care of when i wrote mine

cheers,