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bessen auf deutsch written by the english

Post by dr dave soul monsta »

Because we all know the germans do not have a sence of humour
(well known fact)

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Ich bin ein Holzfller und fhl mich stark
Ich schlaf des Nachts und hack am Tag

Er ist ein Holzfller und fhlt sich stark
Er schlaft des Nachts und hackt am Tag

Ich flle Bume, ich ess mein Brot
Ich geh auf das WC
Am Mittwoch geh ich shopping
Kau kekse zum kaffee

Er fllt die Bume er isst sein Brot
Er geht auf das WC
Am Mittwoch geht er shopping
Kaut kekse zum kaffeev

Er ist ein Holzfller und fhlt sich stark
Er schlaft des Nachts und hackt am Tag

Ich flle Bume und hupf und spring
Steck Blumen in die Vas
Ich schlupf in Fraukenleider
Und lummel mich in Bars

Er fllt Bume, er hupft und springt
Steckt Blumen in die Vas
Er schlupft in Fraukenleider
Und lummelt sich in Bars...?

Er ist ein Holzfller und fhlt sich stark
Er schlaft des Nachts und hackt am Tag

Ich flle Bume, trag Stockelschuh
Und Strumpf und Bustenhalter
Wr gern ein kleines Mdchen
So wie mein Onkel Walter

Er fllt die Bume, tragt Stockelschuh
Und Strumpf und Bustenhalter...?
more Monty Python Lyrics


and the translation


D G6
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
A D
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day)

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)


[courtesy of monty Python]
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Post by rosso »

Sorry, do you speak also about Swiss-people ?
Of course our humor is different compared to islander.... :shock:

And not everbody understand our humor and will be banned ...hahaha

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Rosso

PS. We have Jaegermeister and Humor !! :cheers:
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Hi Rosso.

I really like that Jaegermeister.
The best cough syrup you'll get and it really works.
Bad to drink though.
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Post by dr dave soul monsta »

If the medicine tastes bad it must be good for you
thats what my maa always said
drink up mate !
"I don't often agree with the RSPCA as i believe it is an animals duty to be on my plate at supper time"
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