Aggresive posts and the smartest person on HHAD

[richard]

Sandman

"lazy stinky buffalo crocodile poo farang" this morning.

That had me rolling on the floor with laughter

You've got the prize

[sargeant]

Randy i presume you meant youve got joints all over the house not houses all over the world and the one on the moon is code for you are high

Dontcha just luvvit

[MrPlum]

Now. Now. Don't jump to conclusions. I don't know you from Adam and took your comment in the spirit it was intended.

Their posting addictions usually highlight an empty existence, a nagging spouse, a need to bolster their low self esteem or they are ex-service, ex-police, who have never got the piss-taking culture out of their system.

Me too

'If the cap fits...?'

Nice to see a fellow military man stepping forward, so smartly.

'At ease, Sergeant',

I am sure the OP doesn't need me to draw your fire and I don't indulge in pointless flame wars... (just start the odd fire then exit stage left )

So hold your ammo, while I retreat disgracefully.

Nice resume by the way. Not unique but a nice filler while I down some tea and tiffin.

[sargeant]

Mr plum i dish it out so i have learnt to take it that should also apply vicee versa and anyway i put lots of smileys on it which is my code for this is a joke generaly if i am trying to make a point they are mostly absent.
Plus i am controversial trying to drum up some trade for the forum and not doing a bad job of it even if i must say so meself
So dont take me personal im from mars me and elvis are gonna go north to look at this thingy that landed today.

Now come on give me the skinny it was the butler in the library with the candlestick it cant have been you cos you were upstairs having a short time with the maid

gorra larf aintcha

[sargeant]

Forgot to warn you mr p in me last post dont be taken in by Randys SAS it stands for Smart Are Sole
and his SWR doesnt mean south wales regiment either it means smokes weed regularly
dish it out it comes back gorra gorra larf its a right giggle