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Equine DNA found in Citroen.
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I tella yu Luigi, da Godfather he just getta da head. Me a the BIGA BOSS a dis a mob, I getta ALL a da horsa!
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JD wrote:Equine DNA found in Citroen.
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A witness confirmed that the driver of the vehicle was a horse's ass!
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Filming for the New Ford Mustang promo didn’t quite work out as planned.
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1) A new menu item at a Mr Ed drive thru, in Paris, was a sure fired hit.
2) Would you like fries and a big coke with that sir?
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Darling, when I told you to get your ass in gear, this was not what I had in mind!
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Some say, ......The Stig walked away unharmed as Clarkson once more plays the horses ass
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The addition of an extra fence at Aintree for the Grand National was not a success.
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Holding the British Rally in the New Forest was not such a good idea after all.
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This year's Grand National winner "Kamikaze" celebrates victory in style.
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Darling!!, I said I wanted sugar in my tea not Shergar in my TT
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My daughter says that her ass looks so big in that...and, pony tails are so, so 80s
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Del Boy claimed that Trigger simply bolted when the Peckham Flyer backfired, Rodney, who was mounting trigger, at the time, is said to be in a right hump with a pain in the jacksie but is now cushty.
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