questions one should ask oneself

Post by **lindosfan1** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:12 am

Sergeant plural of thesis is theses pronounced theeseez thanks I did not know that

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Tue May 27, 2008 2:30 pm

Just a small tip make sure you say it with your teeth in no names mentioned but some may not quite hear it properly.

Post by **sandman67** » Tue May 27, 2008 3:06 pm

Sarge

Sandman not necessarily maybe it was you i threw out on his arse last week Shocked Confused Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

what? not me brother.......wrong Sandman

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Wed May 28, 2008 1:54 pm

sandman is your first name judas perchance thats what he said to the romans

This one is in answer to dawns request Lev please take note dawns request.

You are lying on your sette watching telly when er indoors says dahling we no have any water tank mott do you
1. get on your motorsigh and go and get a bowser full
2. pm sargeant who for a small fee will send his brother in law to your place to wash his motorsigh (guaranteed rain in one hour)
3. Start a company teaching rain dances it wont bring rain but with the fees you can dig your own borehole
4. Say honey can you get it fixed before 6 oclock im playing pool in JW s place at 7 and will need a shower before I go out

See my 2 feces are in there down jockey Mr plum it’s a typo and ive got a lisp

The correct answer is 4 one cannot under any circumstances keep JWs team waiting

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Sat May 31, 2008 11:25 am

It has been raining and You are stone cold sober and are driving your motorsigh along you have slowed to ¾ Kmph to turn left into the tin shacks. Your rear wheel encounters some slippery mud in the next to useless rain gutter. Said rear wheel shoots out from under you and you go down on your left hand side like a very large obese sack of crap. Do you consider
1. Making a pledge to drink a few beers before riding motorsigh on the grounds that the 3/4 times you have come of when returning home pissed didn’t hurt half as much.
2. Make a pledge to drive faster for the same reasons as answer 1.
3. Make a pledge to get of and push the bluddy disobedient sigh when its slippery

I cant make a definitive answer to this question I am in too much pain