Mrs Sarge well & Truly busted

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:50 am

This morning having chomped my way through my soft fried egg and home made bread and butter my home made fried sausage my fried kidney and my home made bacon and fresh fried tomato
I noticed Mrs Sarge had been a tad reticent with my cup of Typhoo tea
So being a gentleman

and blaming my alzhiemers for not noticing this glaring ommission i toodled off to the kitchen
And what do I find

Mrs Sarge sitting on the floor tucking in to you guessed it a good old fashioned english breakfast with all the trimmings

An interogation

was immediately embarked upon and after a suitable ammount of waterboarding it was finally divulged

Mrs Sarge has been a secret closet breakie eating farang for a fair long time.

See Richard my breakies are brill

Question is why was it a secret for so long

Post by **Randy Cornhole** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:00 am

Had you not noticed Mrs Sarge getting a little rotund of late. This is usually a by product of the full English.
I normally find that Thais find our breakfasts a bit tasteless and not pant rippingly hot enough for their taste...

Mabey you look like your enjoying it a bit too much and curiosity got the better of her...

Either way the full English will cost you a lot more than a plate of noodles...

Post by **Farang** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:36 am

Randy Cornhole wrote:Had you not noticed Mrs Sarge getting a little rotund of late. ,,,,,,:?

Yes, he has. This is where the "well & Truly busted" part refers to in the OP.

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:43 am

I agree randy i put the plumpness down to her drinking my chang as what i cannot do no more cos it buggers my pill intake.

Cost dont bother me but its the secrecy that i find amusing i was crying with laughter dont get me wrong Mrs Sarge is knocking up a curry as i type altered slightly from what i taught her and its awwzzzum and the Thais love it there are other dishes she has altered slightly as well
But the Breakie was bulk standard cracked me up mind you i am waiting for the " I sink if you put dis an dat make better "

Post by **niggle** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:33 pm

Understand completely !!
'Er indoors say western food is bland - yet merrily tucks into meat ' tater pie, fish n chips, bacon n egg she is reluctant to admit it though
I know about the "I sink if you put dis an dat make better ". Back in UK some friends in the village had some animals butchered up and brought me some fresh lamb chops. Getting home from work 'er indoors announced proudly that she had done the lamb chops for me - - what she meant was that she had marinated them in chilli paste. another lamb very nearly went to the slaughter that day

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:47 pm

Thats why posted niggle they seem to always have unfavurable comments then try it in secret and then become closet farang food addicts .

My sis brings me toblerone when she comes over, every time i went to the fridge i thought we had rats then caught her having a nibble
AH HAH says I "jus tes" she said too sweet not like

We still have rats in the fridge though

Post by **johnnyk** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:56 pm

She's out of the closet now, no more sneaking around and snarfng FEBs on the sly.
Was she well and truly shamed? Fat donation to the temple?

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:36 am

Sheepish is probably the best way to describe her when caught it made me larf. The thing is they dont seem to have the same reticence with pizza hut ,or mcdonalds although for the life of me i have never understood why they eat chicken legs and wings at Kentucky fried chicken with a knife and fork baffles me

Post by **johnnyk** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:51 am

...for the life of me i have never understood why they eat chicken legs and wings at Kentucky fried chicken...
never mind the knife and fork!

Post by **Randy Cornhole** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:06 am

I thought they ate chicken feet garnished with deep fried chicken lips...

Post by **johnnyk** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:55 am

Anything except Kenphucky Tried!

Terry · Post by **Terry** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:39 am

Interesting thread Sarge.

Since first meeting Mrs.T in '92 she has stalwartly kept to her Thai delicacies such as Som Tam, Laab and the odd plate or two of bugs always accompanied by three tons of jungle 'veggies.'

However, over the years she has developed a strong liking for Roast Spuds, Spaghetti Bolognaise, Full Sunday Roasts - oh and Red Wine or Champers when I can afford it.

Both of us have become far more rotund than when we first met - her excuse - two kids - mine ???????

As for KFC - whatever happened to 'It's Fingerlicking Good'

Life goes on

Post by **migrant** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:34 pm

Thanks Sarge for the posting, fun and interesting.

My wife has been in the states many years (around 14) but still needs Thai food almost every day.

We went to the mid west and east coast to visit some of my old friends and family, some areas with no Thai food for days.

She was great about it, but I could tell how much she missed the food.

Spent one afternoon in Michigan going to 3 different markets to find unripe mangoes. We found them, and she made her own chili concoction from local ingredients, so was satisfied for a while.

I could, and often do, eat Thai food for days, but would miss the occasional large bloody steak.

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:49 pm

Yes migrant my first wife was the same remember her waving a very large white carrot shaped vegatable in a supermarket and with a huge smile on her face telling me she had found a good F%$%k

The look on the checkout girls face was priceless my face was

Post by **Randy Cornhole** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:35 am

F%$%k

I dread to think what it was that made your face turn red...