The New Hua Hin Trend

[Guess]

Many people have come to me recently and asked why we have suddenly had an influx if morons into Hua Hin. The morons vary in shape and size and come from all over Europe and North America and the Antipodes.

This is in no way a view on anybody on this site. I believe most of the people that we are discussing would not have the ability to logon on to a web site and register.

Is there some excehange deal that has so far been unannounced where Thailand gets all the Morons and the Western nations have to take all the political refugees from countries such as Iraq in some sort of exchange deal.

It would maka lot of sense for a political refugee to want to move to Thailand rather some piss arsed little dump like the UK so I am wondering if on application a swap deal is done. I.e. the Brits take on the fefugee and the Thai take the British moron one foe one. It would make a lot of sense as Thailand has a great experience in dealing with morons whereas as the UK has been taking on political refugees since the Napoleonic wars.

Anybody have any ideas on this.

[Jaime]

Anybody have any ideas on this.

Yes, judging by that last post it's way past your bedtime!

[BaaBaa.]

And leave them last few Changs for tomorrow.

[Guess]

Why you speak that, I only just wek up. cunt help it if me fingers isphat and i keesp pereessing to rong won.

[STEVE G]

Guess wrote:
Is there some excehange deal that has so far been unannounced where Thailand gets all the Morons and the Western nations have to take all the political refugees from countries such as Iraq in some sort of exchange deal.


I believe this is indeed what is happening. Some time ago I heard rumour of a plan whereby British Intelligence was going to set up a Thai bride agency in Bangkok to lure unsuspecting morons to Thailand, to meet the UK quota.
This had the advantage of avoiding ugly scenes where morons would have to be netted on the street, and the charge of 1650 pounds would go someway towards offsetting the cost of taking in the refugees.

[Jockey]

Guess wrote:
Is there some excehange deal that has so far been unannounced where Thailand gets all the Morons and the Western nations have to take all the political refugees from countries such as Iraq in some sort of exchange deal.


I believe this is indeed what is happening. Some time ago I heard rumour of a plan whereby British Intelligence was going to set up a Thai bride agency in Bangkok to lure unsuspecting morons to Thailand, to meet the UK quota.
This had the advantage of avoiding ugly scenes where morons would have to be netted on the street, and the charge of 1650 pounds would go someway towards offsetting the cost of taking in the refugees.

Sounds like one of Baldrick's cunning plans.

[buksida]

Gotta be something to do with cycles ... it always is, you get the heaviest rainfall for 20 years backed by the hottest summer. Hua Hin experiences the largest influx of morons coinciding with a remarkably low birth rate in Alaskan kodiak bears.

Reverse chaos theory I call it ... when its generally pretty darn good here most of the time somebody somewhere decides to throw a teabag into the turbine by sending us a bunch of semi-literate halfwits who spend the majority of their day engaging in intelligent conversation with lampposts ... and those are just the scousers.

Blame El Nino ... every other bugger does.

[fremdulo]

I know the answer to this … turnips … they’re growing turnips up there in the golden triangle and there are rumours of the most bootiful turnip ever grown, it is the Koh-i-Noor of turnips, they all want it, if they come high season more expensive.

[BaaBaa.]

They always appear when the firey ball weighs heavy in the sky!

[Big Boy]

buksida wrote:

Gotta be something to do with cycles

So Randy riding his bike every morning while trying to avoid the Soi dogs is bringing these Morons to Hua Hin?

[Guess]

Yes it is all fitting into place. The preference of Kodiak bears to PWEETA, the partial eclipse of the moon, the feces and semen consuming bike rider, the turnip soup and lampost lovers from liverpool.

I still have a hunch that Murdoch or MSI have a part in this somewhere after all they were responsible for El Nino and the Andaman Tsunami and now have convinced West Ham supporters that they can finish in the top half of the premiership.

[Jockey]

Yes it is all fitting into place. The preference of Kodiak bears to PWEETA, the partial eclipse of the moon, the feces and semen consuming bike rider, the turnip soup and lampost lovers from liverpool.

I still have a hunch that Murdoch or MSI have a part in this somewhere after all they were responsible for El Nino and the Andaman Tsunami and now have convinced West Ham supporters that they can finish in the top half of the premiership.

You forgot to mention the annual event of the Naka Fire Balls spouting from the river at the little town of Phon Phisai.

[Big Boy]

Guess wrote:

have convinced West Ham supporters that they can finish in the top half of the premiership.

Truly a great illusion. I believe they heve enrolled David Blain to assist as well.

[Guess]

You forgot to mention the annual event of the Naka Fire Balls spouting from the river at the little town of Phon Phisai.

Yes and the fact the the original Geyser in Iceland that used to spurt 28 feet into the air now spurts 8 metres. How the hell can a Geyser in Iceland know about the difference between Imperial and Metric measurement. In and experiment after the defeat od Naploeon, the Scots who have always envied the poofy French with their wigs and endless supply of Eau de Cologne, started a scheme where they used the illogical Napoeloeonic Metric system to measure the size of a glass of whisky. Nearly two hundred years further down the road the still have not mastered it and have bowed to their English masters with a compromise of an ancient Gaelic form of Imperial measurement.

Then there is the strange recent gathering of camp cats in the valleys of South Wales north of Cardiff who are actually seen flying at night by locals. Perhaps this is part of a scheme to identify Welsh Morons and send them to Hua Hin as well. I am not sure if they have any Morons in that area but with all the in breeding and cross species sexual activity nothing would surprise me. However I doubt this as England seem to already have to monopoly. This is more likely to be the training ground for David Blain's next stunt. I wouldnt be surprised if a life sized model of Upton Park is duddenly erected overnight.

[PeteC]

Send all the morons over here, we're used to dealing with them. The town could use anyone at the moment. Went on an afternoon/evening out yesterday which I seldom do anymore. The place is not looking good. Thousands of damsels sitting and crying into their Fanta and if one or two farangs wandered down the street, it looked like the attack of the locusts. September is usually slow over here, but not this slow. Pete