WEST HAM. ENDANGERED SPECIES

Post by **Guess** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:24 pm

After completely purging the North Atlantic of Cod and Haddock leaving the Brits without their favorite national dish of Fish & Chips, the Icelandic Viking Warriors have started a campaign on a bigger much more dangerous predator, THE WEST HAM SUPPORTER.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/footbal ... 165272.stm

Soccer pundits are now busily trying to figure how all this fits in with the overall plan of things with regards relegation favorites West Ham Divided.

City speculation is that the Hamsters will be moved to the new Olympic Stadium, and Upton Park will be turned into the UK's first Frozen Food Super Store where Fish & Chips will be re-introduced (in convenient freezer microwave packs) at the give away price of ten pounds per portion. (100gm weighed before freezing) and tokens will be given away with every portion that can be saved and exchanged for a ticket for a live home match

Post by **caller** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:00 am

Thats better value than what's currently offered!

Post by **Guess** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:56 pm

Of inflation has to be taken into account with regards the pound and deflation with regards to the weight of the fish.

Another thing to remember is that the home matches will be against teams like Notts Forest, Scunthorpe, Bristol City, Hull, Barnsley & Southend (Local Derby for the Essex Boys) so the fish and chips has more value than the ticket.