CHRISTMAS DAY - ROCK AND ROAST

[JW]

On Christmas Day we will be serving a traditional Christmas Dinner. buffet style - to include Roast Turket, Ham, Roast/Mash Potatoes, Seasonal Veggies and all of the trimmings plus desert - this will start at 3pm. (Cost 400 baht).

Following on from the success of our opening party we will have the same band playing, they will start at 5pm and play until around 8pm.

We are limiting the number of places for dinner so anyone wanting a ticket can pm or call me. All welcome to drink and enjoy the band.

Should be a great day, there will be a 10% drinks discount for all mods and posters who book from the board.

JW

[dr dave soul monsta]

Whats a Roast Turket JW is some new sort of foul bird

[JW]

A Turket is a very posh Turkey!
Or is it that the T key is right beside the Y key!

[Terry]

Just think

It could have been a Turkeu

[Guess]

No Turket was right and JW is Hua Hin's leading expert

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turket

Or if you like lots of gravy

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... urket+puss

[Jockey]

I'll have Turket Puss N' Chips (nae gravy)

[JW]

Guess we will be quiet for Christmas Dinner!

[Guess]

JW



I have just bought a giant economy pack of tooth picks (mai kim fun) if you run out.

[kiwi P]

JW wheres the venue........Johnny Walkers ????? excuse the ignorance


Jingle Bells

Peace Out..

[STEVE G]

JW, we will be in for dinner, Turket or not, there should be four of us. I will be back in town on Friday so will sort things out then.
I already E-mailed your colleague, but he never mentioned a 10% discount on the drinks bill!

[JW]

Dont tell him just yet!! Will break it lightly.

Cheers

JW

[JW]

You got it kiwi P.
Let me know if you wana come.

[PeteC]

What ever happened to the Christmas goose? I thought that was the British traditional holiday dish? Pete

[DawnHRD]

What ever happened to the Christmas goose? I thought that was the British traditional holiday dish? Pete

You've been reading Dickens again, haven't you, Pete?

[PeteC]

You've been reading Dickens again, haven't you, Pete?

Challenge: Who penned the below. Hint: He comes from a town that is a bad word in Thai. Pete
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The Christmas Goose

Mr. SMIGGS was a gentleman,
And he lived in London town;
His wife she was a good kind soul,
And seldom known to frown.

'Twas on Christmas eve,
And Smiggs and his wife lay cosy in bed,
When the thought of buying a goose
Came into his head.

So the next morning,
Just as the sun rose,
He jump'd out of bed,
And he donn'd his clothes,

Saying, "Peggy, my dear.
You need not frown,
For I'll buy you the best goose
In all London town."

So away to the poultry shop he goes,
And bought the goose, as he did propose,
And for it he paid one crown,
The finest, he thought, in London town.

When Smiggs bought the goose
He suspected no harm,
But a naughty boy stole it
From under his arm.

Then Smiggs he cried, "Stop, thief!
Come back with my goose!"
But the naughty boy laugh'd at him,
And gave him much abuse.

But a policeman captur'd the naughty boy,
And gave the goose to Smiggs,
And said he was greatly bother'd
By a set of juvenile prigs.

So the naughty boy was put in prison
For stealing the goose.,
And got ten days' confinement
Before he got loose.

So Smiggs ran home to his dear Peggy,
Saying, "Hurry, and get this fat goose ready,
That I have bought for one crown;
So, my darling, you need not frown."

"Dear Mr Smiggs, I will not frown:
I'm sure 'tis cheap for one crown,
Especially at Christmas time --
Oh! Mr Smiggs, it's really fine."

"Peggy. it is Christmas time,
So let us drive dull care away,
For we have got a Christmas goose,
So cook it well, I pray.

"No matter how the poor are clothed,
Or if they starve at home,
We'll drink our wine, and eat our goose,
Aye, and pick it to the bone."