In another (very sensible) thread JD wrote:
DROLL:- someone who posts nonsense for the sake of it, making helpless forum members (like myself) get involved in such nonsensical habitual humdrum.
How about some other words not found in the English dictionary (but should be) such as:
carpetuation - the act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of thread at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance
clicklexiation - a computer-related disorder one suffers from in which they have a tendency to double-click on items which only require one click, often resulting in two items opening instead of just one. This disorder is more often found in novices and aged computer users.
postendurance - the last 30 lines of a conversation in which both people want to have the last word and end up saying goodbye a thousand times.
Words Which don't exist.... (but should)
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malcolminthemiddle
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Blustulate
Verb. To blustulate is a defensive act of self justification, commonly found in the workplace.
Blustulator : One who blustulates.
PBB (post-blustulation blues) is an acute physiological and psychological condition arising from extreme bouts of blustulation and manifests itself in sudden lethargy and self doubt.
Verb. To blustulate is a defensive act of self justification, commonly found in the workplace.
Blustulator : One who blustulates.
PBB (post-blustulation blues) is an acute physiological and psychological condition arising from extreme bouts of blustulation and manifests itself in sudden lethargy and self doubt.
shart - To fart and follow through. Uses also include sharting or sharted. Example: "Oops, I almost sharted."
(v.) When someone thinks they fart when, in fact, they did something more.
(n.) A fart that one has pushed out just a little bit too hard.
(v.) The combination of passing gas with the release of any amount of unwanted, accidental feces, simultaneously.
Example: "Hey old boy! - did you shart in your pants?"
(v.) When someone thinks they fart when, in fact, they did something more.
(n.) A fart that one has pushed out just a little bit too hard.
(v.) The combination of passing gas with the release of any amount of unwanted, accidental feces, simultaneously.
Example: "Hey old boy! - did you shart in your pants?"
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redzonerocker
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A PEPPERAITER; he is the guy you see walking around most italian restaurants asking everyone if they would like some black pepper.
ELBONICS; the art of manoeuvre for elbow space on the armrest in the cinema or on the plane.
FRUST; that frustrating bit of dust that won't sweep into the dustpan & has you backpeddling across the room until you give up & sweep it under the rug.
ELBONICS; the art of manoeuvre for elbow space on the armrest in the cinema or on the plane.
FRUST; that frustrating bit of dust that won't sweep into the dustpan & has you backpeddling across the room until you give up & sweep it under the rug.
Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Edjumicate: As in to get edjumicated.
How about nortyns, nortins or nortons (as we all know the Americans, Brits and folks from OZ all spell English differently) as when a lady wears a see through mesh top while walking about in public catches a cool rush of air and develops a self confident resolve as she firms up in certain region and she is said to be sportin' the nortons.
How about nortyns, nortins or nortons (as we all know the Americans, Brits and folks from OZ all spell English differently) as when a lady wears a see through mesh top while walking about in public catches a cool rush of air and develops a self confident resolve as she firms up in certain region and she is said to be sportin' the nortons.
I was so horny when I woke up this morning the crack of dawn looked good!
... also can be called by the name Nippons due to the nipples becoming proudly erect all of a sudden.da wrote: How about nortyns, nortins or nortons (as we all know the Americans, Brits and folks from OZ all spell English differently) as when a lady wears a see through mesh top while walking about in public catches a cool rush of air and develops a self confident resolve as she firms up in certain region and she is said to be sportin' the nortons.
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... fall down 7 times, stand up 8.
... fall down 7 times, stand up 8.
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Woked - When something has been cooked in a wok and left for a couple of hours it has become woked, it is essentially still good to eat but shouldnt be left for much longer. Can also be applied to a state of mind and body, beyond ones peak but still on form.
Strossed - A sense of anxiety induced by a loss of direction. Essentially getting stressed because you are lost, you become "strossed".
Drazed - After a number of alcoholic beverages one reaches a state of laziness and has little desire to exert any more effort than necessary, one is said to be "drazed".
Farple - A collective of people that have lost direction, a queue that has become disorganised or a gathering that has lost momentum.
Strossed - A sense of anxiety induced by a loss of direction. Essentially getting stressed because you are lost, you become "strossed".
Drazed - After a number of alcoholic beverages one reaches a state of laziness and has little desire to exert any more effort than necessary, one is said to be "drazed".
Farple - A collective of people that have lost direction, a queue that has become disorganised or a gathering that has lost momentum.
Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson