Poor Eyesight

[essbee]

Every now and again we humans are gifted with a sudden insight to a conundrum, even Einstein had a conundrum but he died before he could resolve his, poor chap.

Anyway as I was walking to Liverpool Street station this evening I suddenly had that moment of enlightenment. I realised why there are so many Opticians in our beloved HH.

Now some of you are saying why has it taken essbee so long……… we knew that years ago!

But here I go. Its because Thia women can’t see beyond their very beautiful noses. Its obvious because, for example, if they could my wife would never have married someone like …… well ME for instance. My wife thinks I am a 25 year old Adonis (her hearing must also be impaired) as I had told her I was 55 and have a problem with my Adenoids.

So that explains why when you walk down the streets of HH you see the most beautiful women with well lets just say ………… slightly older, larger men.

Maybe they should open some “Insightâ€

[big jimmy]

I suppose its nothing to do with the size of your wallet ?...no silly me...can't be that......

[alleykat]

Whilst some of them are truly beautiful, when you've been here a while and start taking a closer look they aren't all that, especially in the daylight, especially the ones from Isaan. Some of them you could poke two fingers directly into their sinuses, or they could flap away using their ears, or they are so dark all u see at night is eyes and teeth! If they were really beautiful they could get Thai men.
There, I've said it, now I'll run for cover!

Sexy,yes. Beautiful? mmm..........

[ozuncle]

alleykat,

The subject is Poor Eyesight!

Maybe you should get yours checked!