Illegal Immigrants Poem

[huahinsimon]

Just had to share this with my UK friends
HHS

Illegal Immigrants Poem

I cross ocean, poor and broke.
> Take bus, see employment folk.

> Nice man treat me good in there.
> Say I need to see welfare.
>
> Welfare say, 'You come no more,
> we send cash right to your door.'
>
> Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy!
NHS - it keep you healthy!

> By and by, I got plenty money.
> Thanks to you, British dummy!
>
> Write to friends in motherland.
> Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
>
> They come in turbans and Ford trucks.
> I buy big house with welfare bucks!
>
> They come here, we live together.
> More welfare cheques, it gets better!
>
> Fourteen families, they moving in,
> but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
>
> Finally, white guy moves away.
> Now I buy his house,then I say,
>
> 'Find more aliens for house to rent.'
> And in the yard I put a tent.
>
> Everything is very good,
> and soon we own the neighbourhood.
>
> We have hobby, it's called breeding.
> Welfare pay for baby 's feeding.
>
> Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
> We get free! We got no bills!
>
> Britain crazy! They pay all year,
> To keep welfare running here.
> We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for the white man race!
>
> If they no like us, they can scram.
> Got lots of room in Pakistan!
>
> PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAXPAYER YOU KNOW

[Big Boy]

As an alternative, you could have simply referred them to the one I posted on 29 Dec 07 in Best of British