Went to the Polyclinic today.
"Doctor, it's my arse. I'd like you to take a look, if you would".
So the doctor gets me to drop my pants and takes a look.
"Incredible"he says, "there is a 1000 baht note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eased it out of my bottom, and then a 500 baht
note appears.
"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well for goodness sake take out, man! "shrieks the I.
The doctor pulls out the note and another 1000 baht appeared, and another and
another and another, etc.....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Doctor, thank you kindly, that's much better. Just out of interest, how
much was in there?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "1990 baht exactly."
"Ah, that'd be rghit,'' says the I
"I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
Did you stuff the money up your arse just so you could say the punch line?