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Some collective Thai nouns I was playing around with the other night...

1. A bugger of ladyboys.
2. A grumble of house buyers.
3. An imodium of chillies.
4. A suicide of motorists.
5. A bejesus of insects.

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A chimney of Clauses :thumb:
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two that seem relevant from reading todays papers

a powderkeg of protesters

an exodus of foreign investors :cheers:
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And in keeping with sandman's ones,
A Pox of politicians
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A phalanx of falangs.
A cluttering of katoeys (esp. at our university)


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a surplus of SUVs

a rising tide of jazz fans...
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hee he he

Just been watching Father Ted..... Father Jack has one that seems to fit parliament:

A Shower of Fekin B******S! :cheers:

A mayhem of motorists maybe?

Ive been trying to think of a good one for the MIBs but Father Jacks comment seem the best fit. :mrgreen:
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A thread of trolls
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I know this is pretty weak, but:
A backhander of MIB.

Oh, and due to my recent disturbance:
A nuisance of partygoers.

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A chattering of Bar Girls

A wandering of West Ham supporters
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Thinking of the band OMD and came up with these:
1.An orchestra of fiddling politicians
2. A flute of champagne drinkers
3. A cymbal of crashing shares
4,A bassoon of sheepish women coming in
5.Castanets of fisherman
6.A triangle of infidelty
7 A trumpet of egotistical politicians
8 A string of stupid collective nouns
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A prick of policemen
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