Heads or Tales

[hengsong]

A couple had been tryng to start a family for many years without success until one day the wife told her husband that she was pregnant.Nine months later she duly gave birth,unfortunately in line with the doctors preditions that she may have problems,the baby was born with just a head.The head survived and lived in it"s cot with the loving care that they provided until his 21st birthday.Over the years they had saved up so that they could give him anything he wanted on his 21st.
On his birthday they looked at him in his cot and said
"Son it"s your 21st birthday what would like most in the world"
The head looked up and said "I would love a Ferrari"
They looked at each other turned back to the head and said
"Son we would buy a Ferrari,but you would not be able to drive it,what would be your second choice"
The head looked up and said "if i can"t have a Ferrari,can i have a Speedboat"
They looked at each other turned back to the head and said
"Son we would buy you a Speedboat,but you would not be able to drive it,what would be your third choice"
The head looked up and said "I don"t care any more as long as it"s not another bloody hat"