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Typically British...
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RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Hooligans?
My brain is like an Internet browser; 12 tabs are open and 5 of them are not responding, there's a GIF playing in an endless loop,... and where is that annoying music coming from?
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Terry
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It's 5 o'clock
It's Friday night
It's C R A C K E R J A C K..............
Don't drop the bloody cabbage
It's Friday night
It's C R A C K E R J A C K..............
Don't drop the bloody cabbage
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Terry
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Going to get your haircut on a friday evening and then being asked by your barber "Would you like something special for the weekend sir" 
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Boston, DA and a pack of 3 Eh?Terry wrote:Going to get your haircut on a friday evening and then being asked by your barber "Would you like something special for the weekend sir"
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Songs of praise, desert island discs, Dixon of dock green and bobbies helmets, thatchers, sweeps, doilies, rusit apples, sellotape bras (1960,s)
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Frank Hovis
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The ancient Lancastrian art of Ecky Thump
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Oh come on..,.... let's start one for the yanks.hhfarang wrote:Hooligans?
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Believing that we have some kind of divine right to win it!dtaai-maai wrote:... and always believing we can win it again...Terry wrote: Never forgetting that we won the World Cup in 1966
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Well we do - we were supposed to have invented the bloody gme and taught the rest of the world how to play it 
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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street , and had a drink in Mars bar.
He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street , and had a drink in Mars bar.
He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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PH
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Agree, not every pale white skinned, red haired, heavily tattooed, bare chested aggressive blind drunk Brit with a football shirt tied around his waste is a hooligan. Can well be a hard working sensible family man having a bit of fun with the lads.pharvey wrote:Oh come on..,.... let's start one for the yanks.hhfarang wrote:Hooligans?
We are all living in 'the good old days' of the future.
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The art of self-deprecation, irony and understatement, slow to anger but dangerous when roused. Unlike all those gobby foreigners who think they understand us Brits. (Hands off the Falklands and all that)
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^^^
Absolutely old boy
Toodle pip, tjin tjin and all that crap
Funny - I watched 'The Iron Lady' last night and it brought back horrendous memories of Maggie.
We also forgot to mention Pete & Dud (Bloody Greta Garbo) and the Two Ronnies (Fork Handles) - classic stuff
Absolutely old boy
Toodle pip, tjin tjin and all that crap
Funny - I watched 'The Iron Lady' last night and it brought back horrendous memories of Maggie.
We also forgot to mention Pete & Dud (Bloody Greta Garbo) and the Two Ronnies (Fork Handles) - classic stuff