I love this, just read this looney's comments from his hospital bed!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 364058.stm
Man Bites Panda
A looney of the first order
Try it with a Thai tiger would be my advice, but make sure you have a suit of armour on first
A prime c**t candidate
Maybe end up in politics!!!!! TRT?
Try it with a Thai tiger would be my advice, but make sure you have a suit of armour on first
A prime c**t candidate
Maybe end up in politics!!!!! TRT?
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It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
From Jaime’s BBC article:
Zoo spokeswoman Ye Mingxia said the panda was unharmed and they were not considering punishing Mr Zhang yet. "He's suffered quite a bit of a shock," she told the Associated Press by telephone.
Hi Jaime, she doesn’t make it clear who has suffered the most shock, Mr Zhang or Gu Gu the panda.
Zoo spokeswoman Ye Mingxia said the panda was unharmed and they were not considering punishing Mr Zhang yet. "He's suffered quite a bit of a shock," she told the Associated Press by telephone.
Hi Jaime, she doesn’t make it clear who has suffered the most shock, Mr Zhang or Gu Gu the panda.
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Guess wrote:
I would imagine Jaime would be more interested in what it tasted like.
Hi Guess,
I know that some Chinese like to eat Pandas gall bladders, but Mr. Zhang must have been really p*ssed if he thought that Gu Gu was going to let him eat it while he was still strolling around in his zoo cage!
I would imagine Jaime would be more interested in what it tasted like.
Hi Guess,
I know that some Chinese like to eat Pandas gall bladders, but Mr. Zhang must have been really p*ssed if he thought that Gu Gu was going to let him eat it while he was still strolling around in his zoo cage!
Surely you mean 'Darwin Awards' candidate instead?richard wrote: A prime c**t candidate
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Guess wrote:
I do believe, however, that Panda fur has certain attributes that firm up your stools - maybe Jaime could include this as part of his ongoing research?
The way I read it was that Mr. Zhang failed to taste anything. He had his wrong teeth in at the time, and couldn't get through the Panda's fur.I would imagine Jaime would be more interested in what it tasted like.
I do believe, however, that Panda fur has certain attributes that firm up your stools - maybe Jaime could include this as part of his ongoing research?
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How come you all missed the obvious - that this guy was drunk enough to vault into a panda's cage, try to hug it & then bite it in retaliation after only 4 beers? Ever since my stint in HK, I've thought that Chinese have no capacity to hold their drink & this just proves it! 
Pity pandas aren't just a smidge more violent IMHO. 
Pity pandas aren't just a smidge more violent IMHO.
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