You gotta love em eh.....
"So your holiness...what are we doing again?"
"We are turning back the tide my son".
"But about this King Canute bloke...remember I told you about him?"
"Look my son, sod history....he was a farang and we are Thai....we are right. Anyway....theres more of us".
"But he drowned didnt he?"
"Lack of faith son....total lack of faith. Now, look at that Moses chap....HE had faith.....parted the sea AND then drowned a whole army with it afterwards....class".
"Oh right....those waves look awfully big though your holiness"
"Faith son....have faith."
499 monks line up along the beach.....meanwhile out at sea a mother of a wave swells up and storms towards the line of monks....
"Right then lads...best foot forwards...prayer beads at the ready....all together now .... Ohm na ma...."
WHOOSSHSSSHHHHHHH glug glug glug......
This comic interlude was brought to you by Conky and Sandman....both of whom think concrete storm walls work better than faith and a few prayers."Science flew men to the moon. Religion flew men into buildings."
"To sin by silence makes cowards of men."
